Melbourne, Australia
2007
“Majestic Prince”
Andre is often described as a majestic prince, moving through life with effortless grace. Whether he’s riding horses with regal poise, savoring perfectly crafted Kibbeh, or weaving silk with the precision of an artisan, he embodies elegance and tradition. His presence commands admiration, his skills reflect centuries of heritage, and his spirit remains untamed– a true embodiment of nobility and craftsmanship.
Melbourne, Australia
2006
“Bullet Bill”
William is the definition of a hard-working man. By day, he’s an electrician, the sole reason Australia has lights. By night, he’s got the clippers in hand, giving the freshest fades. Proudly Iraqi, he brings his strong work ethic to everything he does– the most important task? Tearing up the dance floor at Allumbra. Whether he’s wiring up a site or lining up a fade, William always delivers with skill, dedication, and a swagger.
Halifax, Canada
2007
“Bologna Clartia”
Bella moves through life with effortless poise– skinny, nonchalant, and always unbothered. Nothing fazes her, except the perfect moment to hit the Griddy, which she does better than anyone. Whether she’s gliding through conversations or competing in Division 1 griddy playoffs, Bella’s chill demeanor and smooth moves make her impossible to ignore. She doesn’t try too hard– but thats because she doesn’t have to.
Melbourne, Australia
2001
“Lil Lebo”
Georges is always up to something. Chronically unemployed, yet chronically hustling, very aspirational, his sights are set on opening an Açaí shop. Until then, he’s brainstorming his next move—probably while doing some tax-deductable market research. He keeps his look sharp too, thanks to William’s expert fades. Whether he’s plotting business ventures or just killing time, one thing’s for sure– Georges is never standing still for long.
Melbourne, Australia
1999
“Mikey”
Michael’s got it all—style, ambition, and talent. As the head of Marvelti, a leading fashion house, he knows how to make a statement. When he’s not mixing Drake tracks at Corner Café, he’s in the gym training for MMA, with dreams of stepping into the UFC ring. A top-tier barista at Deakin University’s Burwood campus, Michael’s espresso shots are as precise as his punches, blending style, hustle, and ambition into everything he does.
Melbourne, Australia
2009
“Chrisso Misso”
Christian lives by one rule– grind now, grind later. A highly dedicated and tenacious gamer, he’s a certified sweat at Rainbow Six Siege, taking no prisoners in the virtual battlefield. In the real world, he’s an emerging martial artist, training hard to turn potential into power. But let’s be real– he’s still a bum with no job. Until that changes, you’ll find him locked in, chasing dubs and perfecting his craft.
Sydney, Australia
2010
“The Tozen One”
Antonio is the definition of laid-back chaos— chill on the surface, but always up to some kind of trouble. His daily routine? Munching on Kousa and Açaí, Corona in hand, like it’s a lifestyle. When he’s not indulging, he’s dabbling in Rugby and MMA, bringing just enough energy to keep things interesting. Whether he’s on the field, in the gym, or just vibing, Antonio moves at his own pace—effortlessly unpredictable.
Melbourne, Australia
2003
“The Don”
Dante is Melbourne’s most renowned and trusted car salesman—if he’s selling it, you know it’s a good deal. With a natural gift for bringing good vibes, he’s the guy everyone wants to be around. Charming with the ladies and respected by all, you won’t hear a bad word about him. Whether he’s closing a sale or lighting up the room, Dante does it all with style, confidence, and a smile that seals the deal.
Melbourne, Australia
2003
“Jimothée Chalamet”
James is a strange cat, but there’s no denying he’s good at what he does. A colleague of Michael, he crafts top-tier coffee at Deakin, keeping the campus fueled. When he’s not behind the machine, he’s racking up wins in CS2 with surgical precision. He rolls around in an Audi— which we try not to hold against him— and has his sights set on becoming an electrical engineer. Odd yet skilled, and always keeping us guessing, James does things his own special way.
Halifax, Canada
2012
“LeBron Anjoul”
Liam is always tinkering with something. Armed with his Flipper Zero, he’s the guy who can hack, scan, or decode just about anything. When he’s not busy building his own phone from scratch, he’s out hooping, showing love to the game. And if you ever need to find him, just head to Chadstone— whether he’s shopping or just vibing, that place is his second home. Tech-savvy, ball-loving, and always on the move, Liam stays ahead of the game.
Sydney, Australia
2009
“Claire Bear”
Claire is all about the finer things in life—shopping sprees at Macquarie Centre, a perfectly whisked matcha latte, and the simple joy of a Yo-Chi run. Sushi is her go-to, Sonny Angels are her obsession, and she’s got an eye for all things cute and aesthetic. Whether she’s curating the perfect outfit or crafting the ultimate matcha moment, Claire lives life with style, taste, and a little touch of sweetness.
Halifax, Canada
2009
“Tayta's Favourite”
Maya is the life of the party—no alcohol needed. She brings the energy, the vibes, and maybe even the aux, but never the drinks. A future race car driver in the making, she’s got a need for speed both on and off the track. She’s also got VIP status as Tayta’s iPhone background, a true family favorite. And when she’s not racing or raving, you’ll probably catch her at Chadstone, living life in the fast lane.
Sydney, Australia
1989
“Hakle Sauce”
Johnny moves fast—whether it’s behind the wheel, on the job as a sparky, or locking in his next luxury watch. A Thirsty Monkey regular, he fuels up before getting back to the grind. A straight-shooter who says it how it is, he keeps it real at all times. And when it comes to the ladies? Let’s just say Johnny never leaves an opportunity on the table. Fast cars, fine timepieces, and a no-nonsense attitude—he lives life in the fast lane.